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I don't like it, but I can't help it!
Hey, look! It's Hoshimizu!
As a YouTuber, you have to work on useless things.
The most useless thing in the world is the Guinness World Record.
It's just something amazing.
That's all there is!
But we were fascinated by those who work hard just for that title.
So this time, we're going to try a different Guinness World Record for each of us.
We've been thinking about four people who have a new Guinness World Record here.
That's right, that's right.
Of course.
So, shall we start with Ryo?
[Starting with Ryo]
The Guinness World Record I'm going to try is...
I'm going to grab popcorn, but...
Yes?
I don't know if it's kosui or fensui...
You should know!
By the way, we don't have a certified member this time, so it's unofficial, but...
The record alone is first place, because it's that kind of thing.
Also, if you catch 26 in one minute, you'll be first place.
If I catch one in two seconds, I'll be world number one.
Huh? Is it hot in here?
It might be hot.
Huh?
Oh, it's hot!
It's hot!
Here we go!
One!
Start!
One!
Two!
It's hot!
Wait, it's hot!
Three!
It's hot!
It's really hot!
It's hot!
Wait, I can't do it!
Hurry up!
Record!
It's hot!
Five seconds!
Five!
Go!
More! More!
Grab it!
It's hot!
One!
Time's up!
It's hot!
This idiot's level is high!
Okay, record!
One, two, three, four...
Okay, I did it!
Okay, record...
Six!
Not good at all!
Hahahahaha!
Time's up!
A record that really can't be helped...
Is something that really can't be helped...
A woman in the Netherlands...
Put 58 post-its on her face in one minute...
Wait, 58 in one minute?
She really looks like she can do it!
Yeah, she really looks like she can do it!
I feel like I can do it if I don't rush!
Here we go!
Ready...
Go!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Huh?
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Five!
She's pretty good!
Hahaha!
Fifteen!
I'm in trouble!
Sixteen!
Fifteen!
Nine!
One!
Two!
One!
Gangangnanggangang!
I'm gonna count them!
One, two...
The record is...
FIVE TIMES!
Hahaha!
You, you little--
Wait, this is so hard!
FOUR TIMES (15 times in total)
I may have used a cowardly move.
I have a winning chance.
There is a company name with 137 letters in the world.
This time, I will create a company with more than 137 letters.
You mean you will issue an application?
Yes, I will issue an application.
Two weeks after this video was uploaded, I became a Guinness World Record holder.
By the way, the company with the current Guinness World Record is
KABUSHIKI COMPANY.
This is a mobile phone shot.
Are you serious?
I thought of a company with more than 137 letters.
If I say this, will you get angry?
I am tired of it.
I said this in a loud voice.
Kamoshihira company...
is...
[Kamoshihira company]
100 meters in a quadruple walk
in 18.58 seconds.
- That's fast! - It's really fast!
It's really, really fast!
Wait a minute.
In terms of posture, it might be better if you have short arms and legs.
You have short legs, right?
If you're like this, you'll nod right away.
Get in position!
I'll start.
Ready...
Go!
Ouch!
You can do it!
I did it!
1,010.90 seconds!
I was so close!
You were so close!
Damn it...
I'm frustrated.
You...
You did well.
Would you like to watch it with me?
"Chouten" (top)
Join my company.
Can I?
Please!
Let's do our best!
Yes!
I'm too shy.
I'm too shy and my eyes are...